snizabelle:

thatsexyblog:

WHO THE FUCK EATS 15 APPLES???

FUCK YOU I CAN’T EAT ALL THESE APPLES

korraa:

korraa:

korraa:

lets play how many more people are going to message me for the address 

PEOPLE KEEP MESSAGING ME WHERE IT IS AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH IT SO IM JUST SAYING ‘the big house in west egg you cant miss it’

im having too much fun

You, madam, have my respect.

alucardhellsing:

lampfaced:

itsspookytoremember:

“DAMNIT WONDER WOMAN, I AM THE DARKNESS”

I’m laughing too hard not to reblog this.

tiny-plastic-dead:

imgonnariverdance:

IT ALL STARTED FROM 

AND NOW 

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THIS WEBSITE

Lizard… I laughed out loud. Now my students all think I’m crazy.

I CAN’T

agentotter:

fernacular:

lumeina:

nightmareloki:

gokuma:

robofillet:

yes im a boy

yes i knit things

This guy should be some crazy DC villain…

OH MY GOD YES PLEASE.

oh god someone do this

FERNACULAR

GET ON IT

I think I’ll call him… THE KNITTER!

He robs banks with the help of his little quilted monsters

can anyone put an end to his reign of warm and cozy terror!?

This whole post is so amazing that I might actually cry.

sobasicallysherlock:

Every single person who reblogs this will get their URL writtendown on a card to go to Sandy Hook elementary in Connecticut. Please do this.

rustedpantheress:

whatdidyoudobecca:

Priscilla Ford drove over 29.

Kim de Gelder stabbed 15.

Ted Kaczynski bombed 26.

The still-on-the-loose Tylenol killer poisoned 7.

The problem is not the weapon, but the wielder. We don’t need more gun control, we need better mental health awareness and access.

Murder prevention is not about trying to prevent access to weapons, it’s about stopping the murderers before they kill.

THIS. 

bustygirlcomics:

That’s gonna leave a mark…

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I have a giant rack and I don’t smack my tits when I shoot. You’re doing it wrong.

Is it so wrong to just want to wear a pretty, formal gown just because?

rangerthefuckup:

Those anons put me in a sour mood. These people fail to realize I put years of hard work and sacrificed a lot of happiness in my own life to make myself as healthy as I am. They dont understand I was verbally and physically assaulted for being “obese” and overweight all those years ago.

I’ll say…

AMEN!